but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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