does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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