All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
did i walk over a car last night?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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