Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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