R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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