Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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