Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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