Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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