Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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