I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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