How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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