we have pet lesbian snakes
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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