...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Barsexuality is the new black.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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