i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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