But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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