Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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