Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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