I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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