shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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