Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Randomize
