this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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