Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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