i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
In America we eat man semen.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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