do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Are we still banned from the library?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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