i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
