Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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