Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
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