Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
