As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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