Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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