new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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