'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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