I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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