Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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