Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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