I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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