She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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