Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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