he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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