party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
