But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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