You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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