ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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