i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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