this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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