More tranny stories later!
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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