I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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