In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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