So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
