I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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